Simp

When you overly use the word "best" when describing them get all giggly and smiley and shit. And use simpy emojis.

Solo: Damn she's the best girl at our school
Us: you're such a simp

by bigsimpsolo March 13, 2021

simp

likes twitch streamers "too much" like my friend rebel

rebel a simp he like that dumb twitch streamer

by thatmakeek January 10, 2022

Simp

Logan

“Logan is a simp”

by 🗿Not a simp🗿 May 16, 2020

Safety Simp

Anyone at a company that has a safety role, or an employee that takes safety to seriously.

Can you believe we have an hour safety meeting because Bert got a paper cut. Who ever reported him is a real Safety Simp.

by CBcooper April 30, 2025

Simp

A kid who goes all out for the cat but never gets any. He skips hanging with the boys to be with girls but they all friend zone him. Commonly associated with the name Mikey or Brandon.

Bro Mikey is straight being whipped by a girl who friend zoned him.

Brandon cancelled going out drinking tonight to go shopping for bathing suits with Maggie.

Simp- A man who puts himself all out for a female who doesn’t bring anything to the table and typically friendzones him.

by bud_light.Destoryer June 8, 2020

Not a simp

Me

I’m not a simp and not a $imp!

by yeltsA kciR May 27, 2021

No simp shit

1. You use this phrase when you’re not trying to stoop down to the pathetic level of a simp.

2. You say this phrase after saying/doing something that could make you look like a simp.

Example 1:
Two guys checking out a girl

Dude 1: Daamnn bro she a baddie

Dude 2: Yeaaahh bro! But no simp shit tho.

Example 2:
Damn, her smile is sooo cute but no simp shit tho.

Example 3:
*Likes a girl’s post on instagram*
“No simp shit”

by Saint Ecstasy August 28, 2020