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House Spouse

A non-gendered partner who stays at home like a traditional housewife
I'm non-binary dude i can be your house spouse
by PLAGUELIKE January 22, 2021
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House of Odd

the third graphic novel featuring Dean Koontz's character Odd Thomas. It was released March 20, 2012.
House of Odd title listing at the Internet Speculative Fiction Database
by SPrice1980 May 7, 2023
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House of Pain

A little past supper-time
I'm still out on the porch step sitting on my behind,
Waiting for you.
Wondering if everything is alright.
Momma said, "Come in boy, don't waste your time." I said, "I've got time.
Well, he'll be here soon."
Five years old and talking to myself.
Where were you? Where'd you go?
Daddy, can't you tell?
I'm not trying to fake it
And I ain't the one to blame.
There's no one home
In my house of pain.
I didn't write these pages
And my script's been rearranged.
No, there's no one home
In my house of pain
Wasn't I worth the time?
A boy needs a daddy like a dance to mime and all the time
I looked up to you.
I paced my room a million times.
And all I ever got was one big lie, the same old lie.
How could you?
Well, I was eighteen and still talking to myself.
Where were you? Where'd you go?
Daddy can't you tell?
I'm not trying to fake it
And I ain't the one to blame.
There's no one home
In my house of pain
I didn't write these pages
And my script's been rearranged.
No, there's no one home
In my house of pain

And I'm alone again
Well, if I learned anything from this... It's how to live on my own.
by Death Menace June 13, 2023
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Americ anfootball House

The iconic house on the cover of Americ anfootballs album, American Football, that every emo in the world wishes to live in.
Emo- man, the Americ anfootball house is iconic
Normie- its literally just a fucking house
by Grunge.Arcana_Froglett November 12, 2021
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House bitch.

The weakest memeber of a group or gang.
I know when seans live am about two seconds away from being the house bitch.
by Temujin August 15, 2022
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Tits on a House

"Yo you wanna go get some tacos?"

"Tacos?! Yo, those are tits on a house my dude!"
by TheGeekyC January 25, 2017
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House Mouse

A House Mouse is someone who comes to your crib and makes themselves too much at home, they go into your bathroom and use your hair clippers, razors, & deodorant without asking. They go into your kitchen and get into the fridge and help themselves to your food and soda, also without asking. They most likely do not have a place of their own and instead just couch surf from place to place until they wear out their welcome.
man, Ramona needs to quit coming over, he’s just a broke ass house mouse who be eating all the damn food and don’t pay for shit, using my fucking hygiene without asking.
by Bamamba Manda March 5, 2024
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