Waffle House

Verb:

The act of locking the vehicle’s windows and cranking up the heated seats in order to enhance the toxic qualities of your impending flatulence.

My girlfriend and I were on our way to brunch today to remedy the previous night’s bad decisions and Taco Bell; I felt something special brewing, so I locked the windows and jacked up the heated seats and waffle housed her something fierce.

by Wheezl February 18, 2023

Sutton House

The best house at Bishop's Stortford College.

He is so cool!
-> He is definitely in Sutton house

by smellyruggersboy February 22, 2023

The House Theory

The theory regarding relationships. "Someone doesn't move unless they already have a new house." Meaning that before someone moves on, they need to already have someone else ready.

Well you know the House Theory, you better have a new man ready if you're gonna break up with him.

by MLS trio March 6, 2023

Coffee house conservative

A conservative who's taste in fashion, music, habits, and/or aesthetics are more typically seen in more left-leaning or liberal persons. I.E.: A more urbanized conservative.

Jasmine drives a hybrid and attends daily yoga sessions out at the park, but she votes Republican. I guess that makes her a coffee house conservative.

by ROBop March 18, 2023

shelling house

A removable structure on the deck of a scallop boat used to house deckhand as they shell scallops. It is often removed to re-gear the boat for other types of fishing during the off season. Its needed to keep scallops from freezing in the winter.

The boys in the shelling house either smoke to much or we are on fire.

by ACIDDROPx420HITS March 27, 2023

my house my rules

Every narcissistic parent's favorite argument, only rivaled by "if you don't like it, move out". Expect to be told that even if you help pay bills/rent/mortgage/utilities.

Kid: "Hey, could you please turn the music down? It's 3am, and I have college classes in the morning"
Parent: "My house my rules! You sleep on your own time!"

by That thing in your eye March 31, 2023

The House in Fata Morgana

peak

The house in fata morgana is best piece of fiction ever

by kebabi101 March 31, 2023