wet duece

A wet turd barely firm enough to hold any shape at all

Jim was afraid that the ground hag was a “Wet Duece “

by BetterU May 28, 2020

Slow as a wet week

What ol mate says when you do something a bit slow for his liking

Dad: "Slow as a wet week aye wee scamp"
While peeking out of flatmates closet.

Flatmate:
I said no commentary or I'll would kick you out.

*Girl runs out scared all concerned and looks at me all concerned

Me: first time?

by Shameful act of teh imerbrated June 1, 2021

pus wet

When trying to make your hair look wet.

I've been using all sorts of products but I just can't get my pus wet.

by Kilkillakam January 5, 2017

Wet Unicorn

The Wet Unicorn, almost like the 69 position, one man back bends and the other man gets underneath the first man and licks his asshole while wrapping their arms around each other and stroking him off.

He wanted to the Wet Unicorn on my butthole.

by cxldFace27 March 12, 2023

Wet

When you or someone else is wet

Zoe is bad and is wet and feels a special type of way

by Big sext November 11, 2020

wet gyal

A girl who gets bitches

Nirvana : Aye you see mahi with that boy yesterday??

Sydney: YES GIRL! MAHI ISSA rel wet gyal.

by reaalll_shit December 15, 2023

wet

Something you will never make a girl be.

Josh: "Dude, you will never make your girl wet"
Mike: "Shut up dude!"

by DatFox_32 April 19, 2025