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Ashton’s law

Law that states Ashton simply can’t be fucked with
These hoes don’t be mad at Ashton these hoes mad at Ashton’s law
by User0824 March 9, 2024
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great-grandchild-in-law

Great-grandchild's spouse.
great-grandchild-in-law.
by Simaduria July 27, 2024
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Spouse's great-great-grandpibling's spouse.
My co-great-great-grandpibling-in-law is a good person.
by JAMP12 September 21, 2021
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co-pibling-in-law

Spouse's pibling's spouse.
My co-pibling-in-law is a good person.
by Gerald128 April 6, 2021
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THE "0NE PEDOPHILE" LAW

WILLIAM HENRY GATES III...requirement as to have committed a CRIMINAL ACT with a PRISON PHOTO.

DECEMBER 13, 1977. APD 105 519

A new law FOR CONTROL to prevent any formation PEDOPHILE SEX RINGS where WILLIAM HENRY GATES III (THE THIRD ) was instrumental in the idea by interviewing JEFFREY EDWARD EPSTEIN.

Family situations are no exception as they have to STAGGER hotel arrangements if there are two or more as in opposition to THE "0NE PEDOPHILE " LAW if two or more.

It is possible to the extent of great influence as RESTAURANTS are included in the THE "0NE PEDOPHILE LAW due to the COMET PING PONG PIZZERIA SCANDAL.

Work place relations Al's has to follow THE "0NE PEDOPHILE" LAW as it is a very comprehensive powerful law body orchestrating it.
Listen THE "0NE PEDOPHILE " LAW is only 0NE PEDOPHILE per hotel or motel as after they are told to say when they got one , "as we are totally booked'.

In any public accomodations or housing not anymore can PEDOPHILES share living arrangements under THE " 0NE PEDOPHILE " LAW.

Institutions of learning are not exempt as CLOSE CLASS one THE "ONE PEDOPHILE " LAW is satisfied.

Work place relations Al's has to follow THE "0NE PEDOPHILE" LAW as it is a very comprehensive powerful law body orchestrating it.
by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE March 5, 2022
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A Law Woke Bar

A sarcastic exclamation highlighting the perceived irony or hypocrisy of advocating for progressive values while ignoring or excusing violent behavior, particularly from extremist groups.
"Did you hear that LGBTQ+ activist defending those Islamic extremists? That's such 'A Law Woke Bar' moment."
by Mitcheroo June 20, 2024
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Plumdog's Law

Any sufficiently tweet-worthy fuckup is impossible to differentiate from shitty viral marketing campaign
One assumes that they didn't lead with that story, but it's Plumdog's Law again
by Tegularius00 September 27, 2018
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