Water My Figs

An insult of unknown origin that is an equivalent to "Fuck you!"

"You suck". "Oh yeah? Well, you can water my figs buddy."

by Raconteur75 July 15, 2022

Drink some water/stay hydrated

A way to say I love you without fully revealing your feelings and making it seem like you just care about them

Hey, drink some water/stay hydrated

K, I will

by Shidiot August 2, 2025

Water Bottle Kiss

When someone drinks out of the same water bottle as you but doesn't water fall it.

Wow! Anya just drank out of my water bottle! I'm getting a water bottle kiss!

by LoliKisses February 16, 2018

water-type

Possessing the ability to manipulate, control, take advantage of, or live in, water.

“Torrent powers up water-type moves when the Pokémon’s HP is low.”
-Dewott’s Pokédex entry.

by MaybeARealWord April 19, 2021

Core Water

An expensive ass water that just tastes like sink water.

Guy: Buys Core Water "Wow this tastes like shit." Girl: "How do you know how shit tastes like?"
Guy: 😑

by Biggppenerygy69 February 10, 2020

Guatemalan Watering Hole

When a significant other sticks there entire face and head into there partners asshole

Yeah Morgan gave me that good Guatemalan Watering Hole...

by JUJUTG October 20, 2020

Dog water

Do be worse than average at various things.

Me: "Hey, what did you get for your physics test?"
Friend: "My test score was absolute dog water"

by KEVEVDEV February 21, 2022