Dog Water

The water that comes out of or is made from a dog; dog piss, dog broth

That was fucking dog water!

WTF was that dog water bullshit?

by The Phrasemint July 8, 2025

The Water Bottle Crisis

When a male has 5+ water bottles in their bedroom/game room.

Dude! Whats up with the Water Bottle Crisis in here? You gotta trash all those!

by GaiaW August 18, 2023

bastard water

Vodka

Dude 1: Dude 3 is fucking out of it.
Dude 2: He been on the bastard water all day mate.

by ShogunOfSorrow April 11, 2016

Still water

water that has been left for a long period of time and is dangerous. (those who know)

Yo, i was going to an abandoned basement and i found still water

by va3 October 26, 2024

bibby water

A reference to something with an alcohol percentage but not a mixed drink. Mainly used to refer to liquor (example: vodka).

1.
Guy: Hey man, did you pick up any bibby water?

Other Guy: Yeah, I picked up a mickey of Jack Daniel's and a 26er of Smirnoff.

2.
Girl: Did you get some bibby water for Matt's party?

Other Girl: No, I got a bunch of coolers instead.

by MaWiMc September 28, 2008

buffalo water butt

The diarrhea one gets when they eat bad buffalo wings.

The local wings place is giving out buffalo water butt, free of charge. You'll be peeing out of your ass so many times the salmonella will be hanging on like a palm leaf in a fucking hurricane.

by Luvsyoumor September 8, 2016

Vegan Water

Definition: Simon

"bro Simon is literally vegan water"

by Nerinhul April 19, 2023