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Welcome to the suck

Welcome to the suck is a slang phrase used to welcome people to an unpleasant place that makes you want to blow your brains out. For example, your room full of semen stains and old pizza boxes or open.mp Discord Server, or you mother's kitchen.
Person 1: Welcome to the suck! The open.mp Discord Server.
Person 2: Fuck off, bitch.
by jennyjohn465465465fucky December 2, 2023
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go dick-a-suck a bag

Legendary phrase used by "Brandon" in kitty0706's "Elliot goes to school" gmod episodes on youtube.
Usually to be used as a comedic way to reject something someone told you to do.
Although not required, it is usually said while throwing something at the person telling you to do something. For comedic effect.
In-game of course.
Teacher: "Brandon you must insert mediocre thing to do"
Brandon: "Go dick-a-suck a bag!" *throws a boot into teacher's face*
by BioSynical January 4, 2024
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curry cuck suck

when a member of the hindu community sucks the foreskin straight off of a muslim while his cousin (wife) watches and vigorously goons to the sighting while curry pumps out of the shaft of the cock
dude, i need a curry cuck suck right now

are you sure that's not halal ?
by tinglytiptoucher December 9, 2024
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dunk and suck

The dunk and such is the act of a women picking up and inverting a man so his head is floating above the toilet when which she begins to suck the manโ€™s dick well she repeatedly dunking his head in the toilet.
I heard Martha dunk and sucked William last night at the players ball so hard his head shattered the toilet bowl.
by Theglovedidntfit January 10, 2025
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: They call me mister sucka right breast for three left shank accidents ๐Ÿ: The First Juvenile Release...(Mr. Tits)....
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 27, 2025
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jarvis dick suck

when a girl is sucking your dick and she straight up turns into iron man
"Ayo bro my girlfriend gave me the jarvis dick suck"
"Dude what get out of my house who are you"
by enter186here March 25, 2025
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National get yo dihh suck

National get yo dihh sucked is a day you get yo dihh suck
Damn bro itโ€™s national get yo dihh sucked get on yo knees and suck ma dihh
by KamrynWTH April 7, 2025
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