Alex Zhang

Mister mysterious. Owns 3 cats. Of which there is one orange cat who often is found stuck in nearby trees. Part of the sigma six and the savage seven, often affiliated with the nigga nine. Absolutely savage and all his cats are scared shitless of his presence. Absolutely.

Person 1: Hello
Alex Zhang: Baaaabababaaa
Person 1: Shut up please. Alex zhang.
Alex Zhang: Do not speak with such distaste in the presence of a nigga nine member.

Person 1: ..

by hardhitter1992 October 16, 2023

ant and alex

When two men stick flame sticks up each other ass and sniff many of the lengths of each other’s dicks

“Boy I see that man do the ant and Alex last night I nearly puked”

by Dirty baz February 17, 2022

Alex

Very very gay, has a small cock and is a whore and he cheats a lot

Person 1:isn’t that Alex ur boyfriend kissing his “bestfriend”
Person 2:your right he’s such a whore

by Dadddy69 October 28, 2019

alex o’day

the absolute best person in the world, if you encounter one your very lucky

hey mom i met a boy at school
what his name honey

‘alex o’day’
he’s a keeper honey

by inshala mushala November 17, 2020

Alex Coulson

A silly sussy Baka. Very cute. Pretty and athletic. Sus. Smells like Ed sheeran. Aye aye aye aye aye.

Alex Coulson is a sussy silly smelly Baka.

Alex Coulson likes Ed sheer sheer

by Uuuuuugooooooohhhhhhoooooo June 9, 2021

Alex

He has a massive penis and is so hot and sexy, if you ever meet an Alex you will realize he is very nice and will become one of your best friends. Alex’s tend to look be really cool. Alexander’s on the other hand tend to be ugly little boys with tiny pp

“Omg that guy has a huge pp, his name must be Alex.”

by Harry Dingle April 13, 2022

Alex

The CEO of black people

Alex is the CEO of black people.

by Esteban did your mom January 26, 2022