No milk today is a song created by no other than Herman's Hermits. They are a discounted and better Beatles. I have also found great success by making a lyric video. The people who listen to the song are just old people wanting remembering "the good times".
I can't believe younger generations have no idea of milk bottles
Just go to the supermarket ... they have some
No milk todayyyy
Just go to the supermarket ... they have some
No milk todayyyy
by Thebestinaworldatlerntofly2 June 16, 2023

by CrispyFuck June 30, 2017

Derek J's milk dudz made great snow plows in the winter. The extra money generated from plowing allowed Erin a second liposuction appointment. The milk release feature proved to melt snow like salt would shrivel a slug.
by Joel Epstein Leider July 9, 2018

Quite possibly the best drink to exist. Can be made by stirring either chocolate powder or chocolate syrup into milk. If you’re feeling fancy, you can heat it up in the microwave as well.
No, chocolate milk has NOTHING to do with shit, semen, sex, or any type of skin color. Its a type of milk.
No, chocolate milk has NOTHING to do with shit, semen, sex, or any type of skin color. Its a type of milk.
by UntakenUsername May 3, 2025

the best drink i've ever had in my life, hits more when you add chocolate syrup
it's most likely used for breakfast like cereal or a glass of it
it's most likely used for breakfast like cereal or a glass of it
milk
by dagr8estgamer/rick animation August 21, 2022

When you nut in a girl and suck the seamen out of her then force it back into your cock then you bust again into her nose making it go out her nose and mouth
by mozzy the aussie May 9, 2021
