Chocolate milk

Quite possibly the best drink to exist. Can be made by stirring either chocolate powder or chocolate syrup into milk. If you’re feeling fancy, you can heat it up in the microwave as well.

No, chocolate milk has NOTHING to do with shit, semen, sex, or any type of skin color. Its a type of milk.

“If you heat up chocolate milk, does it basically just become hot chocolate?.. No? ok..”

by UntakenUsername May 3, 2025

Milked Orange

A handsome young feller who happens to currently be having sex with your dad. He also dabbles in the fine arts of boxing and guitar playing. Although he still will have sex with your dad even if he is playing guitar

“Wow this Milked Orange guy is really cool and good at playing guitar, I’d so let him have sex with my dad”

by Poopy McFarklesnuff September 29, 2021

Get Milked

Almond milk maker machine !

Lets make some milk from the Get Milked machine !

by scott dan January 24, 2023

Canadian Milk Bag

A Canadian Milk Bag is when you purée man gravy and diarrhea, suck it up with a mini turkey baster and drop a tad in your whiskey lovin’ friends finest bottle of bourbon. If they have a whiskey bar, dose up every single bottle. Not too much though, you don’t want them to notice. You must be able to repeat this task over and over again until they die. Why you ask? Because we all know that Canadians make the best whisky. This also works for tequila.

Tonight I’m going over my friend Mikes house. If he starts making my ears bleed about his fuckin’ whiskey collection, I’m gonna Canadian Milk Bag his whole bar. Hey, I never said I was a good friend.

by Capt. Carfentnyl November 6, 2023

The Milk Man

When you are pumping a pregnant chick and as you bust a nut in her you squeeze her titty so you get a mouth full of milk.

Last night i gave your wife a the milk man

by Milkkkkkman June 27, 2017

Milk

Milk is something that most Fathers go to get from the store when a child is very young

Dad: Bye I'm going to go get the Milk

child: Bye Dad

*10 years later*

Dad: I'm back

child: YAY

Dad: nevermind I forgot something

by Anime_Aot_FREAK April 24, 2020

Milk

A beautiful and warm liquid that comes from a mammals tit

Human 1: I want Da milk!
Human 2: go to the shop and buy cow's milk then.
Human 1: why buy it when we make it for free?
Human 2: good point...

by Fin_iguess September 19, 2022