don't pity me

stop feeling bad or remorse for me.

Marshall:sorry about what happened to you and your boyfriend
Selena:oh don't pity me

by heroindaughter October 18, 2019

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Left me unopened

The only form of disrespect that exceeds being left on read. Usually anywhere from forty minutes to an hour people know you've reached out.

Left me unopened " Wowww I know rebecca can see my message. "

by oOoofboifrick May 29, 2018

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Could never be me

When someone is trying to deny something foul the defiantly did.

Kingston said "I didn't do that with Hockmyer, could never be me!"

by xR3MijxX April 6, 2021

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Got me dirty

When a dirty low class girl pretends to be a classy woman to get into a relationship with a man that is too good for her.

I thought she was the one but it turns out that bitch got me dirty.

by N8thaFkNgr8 December 3, 2018

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Fuck me yesssss

What your mom screams at night time.

Yessssss fuck me yessssss harder HARDER

by Pussy eater 0 February 19, 2019

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A whore who will sleep with everyone you know except for you (when you want to rail her). A mount me monty knows you want her and could be refered to as a cocktease. Although many males want to rail a mount me monty you should be advicsed to never have a relationship with one as they will definately cheat on you.

Man what I would give to do that Mount me monty. I would never date her though!

by vegeta867 January 2, 2013

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