kissed me in australia

A girl was eaten out. Australia=down under, kisses down under, associated with oral sex on a female. Can easily changr tense, "kisses in australia", "kissed in australia", ect.

"Yeah, he kissed me in australia last night!"
"WHAT? you went to australia?"
"Wh- no, I mean, down under, he, kissed me down under..."
"Oooo..."
"You are such an idiot."

by ilikenapsandyou November 17, 2013

bacon is good for me

when bacon helps some little fat dude live on some tv program or something, like i dunno, why are you even searching this just go watch it on youtube you idiot, you will defiantly find it there.

Black woman: bacon.... yea we definatly gonna throw that away
Father: *chuckles*
Little fat kid: NO! let me tell ya summing, bacon is good for me. i hayve hayd enough. *packs bags and gets a cab to nowhere*

by BanterMcLadd April 22, 2015

need me one

(its a term I found this term on omegle.com). By the context I understood it to mean : I need one (for) myself / for me

boy a) do you have a gf?

boy b) nah man, I need me one as well

by Sexydimma November 27, 2016

Dick me in the face

When you are overcum with emotion and don't know how to express yourself

Police officer: "You're under arrest for arsony while driving"

Me:"Dick me in the fucking face, Mr officer sir"

*Trump wins election*

Me: DICK ME IN THE FACE

by Rice master December 8, 2016

fap me sideways

To be fapped (masturbation) sideways(in a line like this | )

"well fap me sideways and call me daffyd thomas"

by Dankyhughes November 19, 2015

Got me dirty

When a dirty low class girl pretends to be a classy woman to get into a relationship with a man that is too good for her.

I thought she was the one but it turns out that bitch got me dirty.

by N8thaFkNgr8 December 3, 2018

Fuck me yesssss

What your mom screams at night time.

Yessssss fuck me yessssss harder HARDER

by Pussy eater 0 February 19, 2019