May 31

On May 31 you get to slap any girls ass

“ Yo today is May 31 yk you get to slap any girls ass?”
“BET!!”

by nonamegoat May 30, 2023

mai-lee

my name is mai-lee

amazing

literally the most amazing person ever

get you a mai-lee <3

“i’m feeling really pretty right now!”
“what’s ur name?”
“hannah..?
“ur not pretty lol, my name is literally mai-lee b quiet 😂👎”
“ohh ok”

by ilovemitski01 May 4, 2021

May 5th

National Send A Booty Pic Day

“Yo can I get a booty pic?”
“Why?”

“It’s May 5th!”
“Ohh okay”

by theecheff May 5, 2022

May 21

This is the day you suck clean your man’s cock after he creampies you. Don’t forget the balls

Your know today is May 21 right?

Yes, now fuck me so I can spit shine your massive dick and lick my juices off of your balls

by Biggus Dickus 2013 May 6, 2024

alyssa may

The girl that shakes her ass on tik tok to get clout she is verified on tik tok and is trying to get to 1 million on Instagram !!!!!!!!!!

But she gorgeous/pretty

“Did you see Alyssa may new tik tok”
“No ....is it her shaking her ass?”
“...yes”

by NANA_bitches January 2, 2021

May 7th

National Wifey Day

The day you take your wife/gf/fiancé to get nails done, take her out on a nice date and give her gifts and flowers. Show some appreciation to your girl( who soon to be a mother to your child)

Eric: Let’s go grab a beer
Sam: Can’t. Gotta take my girl out today and show her some appreciation.
Eric: why?
Sam: because today is May 7th

by RealLove123 May 7, 2021

Mais

a cutie who is Mists wife

Mais is mists wife

by Mistlikesxqc August 7, 2021