by Chs anonymous December 5, 2016
Get the west columbia high school mug.The shitiest place in Pennsylvania. A school where you'll get black mold poisoning from the matinence staff refusing to fix the pipes and leaving gaping holes in the ceiling that expose students to the toxic air from the attic. Enjoy food poisoning from the cafeteria and some of the saltiest employees you'll ever meet. Have a healthy snack such as the cheapest whole grain knock off cheetos from the vending machine and hope the lil broken ass bitch doesn't take your dollar. Stay fresh PHS.
by Jesusisdaddy April 19, 2017
Get the palmyra area high school mug.A school where girls who have no self dignity go, along with lots of Kyles, and Beaus. The PDA is sickening and if you make a drug or suicide joke Mr. V will eat your ass.
“Hey you ever hear about that Quakertown Community High School?”
“Yeah, Rednecks threatened me while on their bikes with confederate flags.”
“Sounds like Quakertown.”
“Yeah, Rednecks threatened me while on their bikes with confederate flags.”
“Sounds like Quakertown.”
by Kidwithayeefer October 28, 2019
Get the Quakertown Community High School mug.(N) a school/place for butt munchers that encapsulates then true spirit of love. The temperature is of a meat locker yet somehow that does not preserve anything because the smell of something rotting remains consistent through the halls. It is home to some happy memories though like the infamous bucket speach, world famous jack shack cookies and badge, the wonderful dog.
by Gurlycake February 19, 2019
Get the Wausau East High School mug.A small hick school with kids who either try to act too hood or too redneck. Many pedofile teachers that somehow keep their jobs but it’s all okay. Located on a swamp the building is ready to collapse at any given time.
by Pork chop November 11, 2018
Get the Northwest Area High School mug.A quaint, but large highschool in Gurnee Illinois, but looks can be deceiving. The inside is laid out like a prison and it is. The inmates "Students" are guarded by the well known heroic Howie Security guards led by the one and only Raphael Soto. Once inside, you must be cautious of the transgender, Homo, and feminist inmates who feast on regular usually christian inmates by giving them all of the hatred they desire. Gay teachers force punishment on the inmates by making the students basically write their wills by using themes from "classic" books like Fahrenheit 451 to begin with progressing the The Turn of the Screw. You will be lucky to gain protection form the messiah Cerauli but don't count on it. Good luck :)
by Jakoby Ellsbury May 13, 2016
Get the Warren Township High School mug.Home of the pharmacy, where you can buy shit weed in the bathroom and get beat up by the stoners that deal it. And plenty of people go to rehab because apparently peer pressure is real. Where you can spot hoes every two feet along the hallway. Where the only people who get beat up are the dudes who everyone mentally punches because of their douchey self-righteousness, and we laugh about it because we can. A place where you can't bend over without someone making an ass joke, and without people making trips to five below to get padded underwear for these jokes to be made on their behalf. For tons of stupid ass valley kids getting slutty and going down on the guys who want a blowjob, and uncomfortable grinds and a rough handjobs are just around the corner. And if the guys weren't horny enough, the girls who lack self confidence will choke and throw up on their dick for a compliment. The bathrooms, where the ground is always wet and messy, and people leave their throw up in the toilet. And last but certainly not least, one of the best high schools in Pennsylvania.
I went to great valley high school and now I'm fucked up for life. And the people who I went with pretend to be ghetto even though they're from Malvern.
by That hilarious mofo April 11, 2016
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