Crotch Goblin

The Crotch Goblin is usually a dog. These creatures love to sniff there and have no shame in doing so. It you have anything to hide don't hide it down there, atleast around a Crotch Goblin.

"Hey Jeffery! You got the food for this party?"
"Yeah dude! Wait! The dog is coming, let me hide the snacks in my pants."
"DUDE! JEFFERY! IT'S A CROTCH GOBLIN!"

"OH NOO!"
*SNIFF*

by Unknown Cinnamon November 18, 2023

Jigger Gobs

A blatantly obvious spoonerism to describe work that is usually of a temporary nature in this relatively new "gig economy", thus allowing companies to avoid the associated obligation, liability & costs of hiring employees.

"I ain't got no skrilla to pay for some reggie. Yo!"

"Just go online and take some Jigger Gobs."

OR:

"I need somebody to sweep up this crap!"

"You'd better find someone else. I don't do Jigger Gobs. Yo!"

by Logical Empiricist Stoic November 19, 2023

alc goblin

going to a party to steal alc and then leaving

“bro ashley is an alc goblin don’t invite her the the party”

by slump3d November 24, 2023

nob gobbler

usually a man how is driving recklessly and cuts You up

ugh your such a fucking nob gobbler

by taramsad December 5, 2023

ugc goblin

ugc goblin

A roblox player that pretty much grinds UGC like a goblin and when they join a server with free UGC, first words can be:
"where code" "its my birthday plz code", and "drop code noww".

Example:
skibidi eliotah: where code plzzz
random rizzler: plz code
hte owner: ?mute 11483748232 30d you asked for it
that og user: lollll ugc goblin HAHAHAHAHA

by XiX_Guernsey_GG December 5, 2023

Flog Goblin

Derived from the terms "Flog" (Aussie slang) and "goblin", in this usage goblin is simply added to depict the person in question as displaying fiend and or crab like characteristics.

Generally the adage of Goblin to the already quite derogatory term "Flog" is reserved for the most disappointing individuals in the social group of the native Australian youths.

**Who smoked the last durry(cigarette) Damo(Damien)?
*I'm pretty sure it was Kevo(Kevin), he's such a Flog Goblin

by FlogimusMaximus December 7, 2023

UGC Goblin

A UGC Goblin comes from Roblox, A UGC Goblin is where one hoardes ugc limiteds from roblox.

That UGC Goblin just joined our server.

by starterpackagefromshadowlegend February 12, 2024