douce bag

A douche is like a toothbrush after you have sex. A girl uses it to clean themselves out. A douchebag is what all the crap goes into.

Man, my girlfriend decided she had to use a douche after we had sex!

by fuckin a March 27, 2004

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Tea-bag

When an angry bartender dips his nuts into the pint of beer and then serves it to a non-tipping or obnoxious customer!

"You'd better watch your manners in here or Howard Ramone is gonna tea-bag you!"

by El Loudo February 19, 2005

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When engaging in anal in the doogy position the man, on the point of ejaculation, batters the woman in the kidneys as hard as possible. This results in spontaneous vomiting by the man/woman taking said beating. This results in a far tighter orgasm. Apparently

(batter)
chunderrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Ahhhhhhhhhh...

by Codpiece March 28, 2005

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Fag bag

The word "fag bag" is used to define a single pound of marijuana.

As you may or may not know, a pound of marijuana is a ridicilious amount to have at one time. So, the term originates from all the faggot attention whores that try to look cool around your school when they shout out and brag about the absurd amounts of marijuana they consumed the day before.

It's typically used to make fun of those types of kids in a sarcastic high-pitched tone of voice.

Attention whore: "Oh, my God! I'm still so high from yesterday after smokin' so much weed yesterday!"

Person 1: "Dude, Naithen. You don't have to yell it, we're right next to you."

:::Attention whore walks away:::

Person 1: (in a mocking tone of voice)"O, mah gaw! I sm0k3d a hug3 fag bag yest3rdaay."

Person 2: (laughs) "Yeah, I know man. He's a faggot."

by Detlef June 13, 2006

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