married sex

generally performed first thing in the morning before work starts and anyone is awake. sneak out to kitchen, turn lights on, start kettle boiling so as to make noise to act as the alibi proving you are in the kitchen, sneak very softly to the toilet an crank the shit outta yourself, sneak back out to kitchen then walk loudly back to toilet and piss loudly to give you a legitimate reason to be flushing toilet.

(alarm goes of) *beep beep beep*
(think to yourself) "hmmm....another piss fat. time for married sex"

by screaming axe wound February 6, 2010

Halfway sex

Sex without finishing; dry humping; a term used by sluts to sleep around without feeling slutty.

Niranjana managed to preserve her virginity by only having halfway sex. This way, she gets what she wants and preserves her virginity too!

by MrAWesome69 January 17, 2009

bestfriend sex

when two best friends attempt to have sex but either the guy or the girl just cannot go through with it because they're best friends.

My bestfriend and i attempted to have sex, but i lost my hard because it was bestfriend sex.

by Nightmare and Manni forever June 12, 2009

anal sex

the insertion of a penis or other phallic shaped implement into the anus. the act is popular among hardy sluts and tolerated by wives and girlfriends. must be used with caution by male partner or other sanctioned penetrator as the urge to scream, 'take it, bitch, take it hard!', while performing the act is quite intense and these observations, if not pre-approved, may lead to tears and hitting.
anal sex is also cherised by the gay community.

bob and sally had anal sex for the first time on their wedding night. afterwards bob slept soundly while sally felt like an object.
sebastian and julian swallowed some poppers and did anal in the alley behind the club.

by sunnie. February 7, 2013

Shower sex

The funnest sex for neat freaks and people with OCD alike.

You accomplish two tasks and save water.

Guy: I'm horny.

Girl: Ok well I need to shower.

Guy: Yay, shower sex!

:)

by psychology nerd July 14, 2011

2012 sex

an excuse that one uses to try and get sex out of people, for the simple reason that the world will end.

Jack: JILL!! LETS GO!! 2012 sex! come on!
Jill: Fine, but only because the world's going to end.

by Lightly Frosted Potato January 17, 2010

sad sex

when you're sad so you have sex with someone else who is sad. you will both cry somewhere in the sex.

Jerry was sad so he called Karen and they had sad sex.

by emoly2019 January 26, 2016