wet stick

wet stick means everything. stupid, simp, whatever you want it to

“i made them a playlist”
“ugh you’re such a wet stick”

by ilovecheese6969 July 20, 2022

wet texan

Someone from Florida (a.k.a. Floridian)
“Wet” referring to the swamps and beaches of Florida, and “Texan” referring to the confederate, gun slinging Wild West style of people who live there. While Texans are mostly cowboyish in nature, a Wet Texan is a different breed living amongst alligators, crocodiles, & anacondas to name a few.

“This guy’s from Florida, he’s like a Wet Texan”

by Howie Doon September 18, 2021

came wet

to come wet means to do something that ends up being fire asfk
generally used in graffiti- term generally used in the yay area

person 1: "ay look at this piece i jus did"
person 2: "dam bru that shi came wet"

by macp!x1 March 5, 2024

wet dog of wet

a complete and utter wasteman

Me: hey peter your a wet dog of wet
Peter: Oi blud dont get rude
(I pull out mac-10 n eliminate him)

by marcsmith August 25, 2007

Wet

Sams jumpshot

Sams jumper is so wet

by Yahoo ski January 28, 2020

wet laser

the sopping wet laser sound in a cheerleading song.

'that wet laser in that teams song was sopping!'

by mystorgrumpet June 7, 2024

Wet Brush

When you put toothpaste on your partner's asshole and eat them out.

Girl: Oh my god! Last night my boyfriend gave me a wet brush! I can still feel the toothpaste!

by Arctician March 1, 2022