dick stomping

1) General aloofness and ignorant behavior from an alpha female to any type of male.

2) The act of stomping penis.

3) Denying access to the vagina from the penis by a stomping motion.

I don't know what dick stomping is, but I know its bad; she is just stomping everyone's dick in this bar.

by x_reticent July 6, 2009

Dick Cheese

The foam on the top of a beer

Hey man slow that pour don’t want all that dick cheese

by Cumchatta12 June 14, 2021

antenna dick

when you pierce your dick with a long metal rod, making your penis resemble a radio antenna

omg, i was gonna suck this guys dick. but he pulled down his pants and had a antenna dick

by the_boy_who_lost_his_hair June 12, 2009

Trident dick

an extremely large, erect penis with three separate heads. Often used in Indian pornography to cut budgets. Has the ability to pleasure three cavities, but does not receive three-fold pleasure itself.

Dude 1: Scariest shit last night at Luke's
Dude 2: What happened?
Dude 1: We were all joking about who had the bigger package and the conversation really got tense. Jeff kept saying his was the biggest and we told him there was no way. He freaked out and yelled " I have a trident dick!" and then we all lost it and couldn't stop laughing. Then he started to cry and just whipped it out. It looked exactly like Poseidon's trident.
Dude 2: Word?
Dude1: Word.

by pleasurelover115 November 2, 2010

eat a dick

a phrase to convey anger. most effective against extremely obtuse straight males as it implies that they are homosexual.

Bill pushes Tom.
Tom tells Bill to "eat a dick".
Bill looks hurt and bewildered.

by Stacky August 27, 2003

Electro-Dick

To statically charge one's pubes and proceed to shock another person with their penis.

I electro-dicked Carl after a few too many beers.

by Carl Anus March 30, 2015

Platypus Dick

A large penis which seemingly flattens out as it becomes erect, resembling the shape a platypus tail.

The conference room was noisy so I decided to pull out my rock hard Platypus Dick and slap it on the table multiple times in quick succession...that got their attention. Hey ladies.

by Matt Douchia September 17, 2010