Bird-Jew

A Bird-Jew is a Jew that flies high above the clouds and hides his sheckles in the crevices between mountain peeks. Bird-Jew’s are very rare and are said to swoop down upon unsuspecting travelers and steal their money.

I didn’t even see that damn Bird-Jew coming!

by Source4Laughs September 9, 2019

Dirty Bird Stache

When you stick your middle finger up your poopy butt and proceed to wipe it on your upper lip.

I gave myself a dirty bird stache yesterday and I loved it!

by Sauce!! May 12, 2025

bug-eyed mutt bird

Wedge-tailed Shearwater (Mutton Bird) located at Heron Island, Australia

hey man did you see that bug-eyed mutt bird over there?

by so_bugeyed March 17, 2025

Two love birds

When you are holding up both middle fingers without your thumb sticking out mean “I love you”. One middle finger with no thumb mean “love you” only.

*Sticks two middle fingers up with no thumb (two love birds)*

“aww i love you too”

by Big Sitt April 12, 2024

Chained to each other Birds

A subtle euphemism to refer to rope bunny in BDSM, as a reference to the movie Rio

Hey babe, want to do Chained to each other Birds tonight? ;)

by Spixii December 29, 2024

Fukof Bird

A rare species of bird belonging to the crow family which inhabits most of North America and can be easily identified by its rainbow plumage and unique call which sounds like a queen trying to imitate a bird call while saying the word “fuck off.”

During our walk in the park today, we heard the call of a fukof bird.

by B3rdW@tcher November 14, 2020

bird bender

When you stay up 48 hours or more on a bender.

Man, I was still up when the birds came out again this morning, I've been on a bird bender.

by AG2Pheasantz June 10, 2021