Port st. john

A small shit town just on the edge of florida. Where the word "swag" is over used. Port st. john consists of redneck/ hick wanna be's. Who think its cool to go out in the forest and build campfires to jump into. Potheads who light up in their bathrooms and utter things like "dude, I have no idea whats going on. Swag" Black people who act like theyre ghetto but in reality, too soft to move anywhere else. The only things to do here are drugs, drink, and have sex. So if your looking for a place to ruin your life.. This is where you need to be. Don't worry, If you ever want a smoking/ loitering location. There are over 8 churches that noone goes to. But bathrooms will work too.

person 1: "Hey man, we're gonna have a campfire in the middle of the forest and throw our drunk selves into it. Wanna join?"

person 2: "Naa dude. It's Port st. john. I'm gonna hit some friends up and smoke. Maybe snort some lines."

person 1: "SWAG"

by dixie normouss December 12, 2012

Gay Jay with John

To be spyed apon by a 'Gay Jay' while taking a poo.

Gay Jay with John. The term used when you take a poo and then finding out that a 'gay jay'( refer to 'gay jay' for terminology) was hiding in the bushes watching.

by Kanogga January 25, 2011

jimmy john joe

a attractive bitch who will cunt fuck you any day.

hey you jimmy john joe

by baby_devil May 14, 2019

The John Luke Picard

When a drunk girl is getting sick in the bathroom and when she is throwing up in the toilet. you pull her pants down and fuck her from behind. boldly going where no man has gone before!

The John Luke Picard a Mcleod special!

by Crusader001 June 17, 2009

Pigeon John

An extremely bad roulette player who releives his sorrows by knobbing his boss.

'Where's Pigeon John?'
'Working late, AGAIN!'

by jimmy 5 May 13, 2004

john f. kerry

Can't form a solid opinion but "CAN" form a solid hairdo.

a plastic man

Didn't I see John Kerry in a Primus video?

by The Swedish Chef November 1, 2004

Papa John's Spectacular

One performs the Papa John's spectacular by first ordering a large italian sausage pizza. Then you get someone to give you a blowjob while you take a shit and eat said pizza at the same time. The greatest feeling a man could ever feel.

Hey babe, do you mind helping do the Papa John's Spectacular, I have had such a rough day

by The papa john's shitter May 13, 2009