braindead meat puppet

braindead meat puppet is someone who is empty in the head and guided by other people

that braindead meat puppet is fooled by friends into doing something stupid

by niva01 June 19, 2023

nebraska meat wallet

Paige… only some will know the true meaning of something so diabolical!

Hey there goes that Nebraska meat wallet, I heard she only carries “big bills”.

by rjdf March 24, 2023

beat your meat

To masturbate, jerk off, pull the meat package, choking the chicken

Go beat your meat!

by jjjjjccccwww January 30, 2023

Neapolitan Meat Grinder

The act of impregnating a female, while your testicles are dangling in a running meat grinder and you’re both eating Neapolitan flavored ice cream.

Hey babe! Wanna try the Neapolitan Meat Grinder tonight?

by Lizzy Borden yo! May 10, 2023

Montreal Meat Pie

When a Canadian has sex with a meat pie of any kind.

“And that’s why they call it a Montreal Meat Pie!"
"So it's just a Canadian fucking a meat pie?"
"Yes."
"Why did you tell me this?"
"Because space blows and I like looking up weird shit on the Internet."

by ExVinity December 30, 2022

Meat Beat Mondays

Part of a weekly calendar

Meat Beat Monday is to beat your meat nonstop to gay porn.

Dood: hey its meat beat mondays!
Other dood: Oh hell yeah!

by MilfBlaster October 10, 2018

Chronic Meat Tickler

A person who masturbates frequently.

"Mate, you are a chronic meat tickler."

by The Great Great Wise One June 19, 2018