Vegan Water

Putting tofu in plain clear water with lemon as garnish

Mike: I’m vegan. Do you have any vegan water?
Me: “gives interested face.”

by doodHigh June 2, 2023

water

you drink it

i like water

by probablypeenuts June 3, 2024

Portland Water Donation

When a homeless person buys bottled water with food stamps and empties the bottles down the drain to return the bottles for cash to buy drugs/non food stamp approved goods.

Named after Portland Oregon where the practice is quite common.

Look there's crazy Alice again, doing a Portland Water Donation to buy some more smack.

by SassySalmon93 February 12, 2023

bajubly water

When Ryan has run out of any jokes or comebacks

Hunter shut your bajubly water ass up

by C00chie Man September 11, 2020

dog water

a slang term for a gamrer being "trash" at playing a certain game.

"Bro you are absolute dog water right now."

by Samucob123 August 17, 2023

Period in the pot water

When things are going bad in a gross way

I stepped in dog poop with bare feet. It was a real period in the pot water moment.

by I J Margulieth February 7, 2021

California Water Balloon

That act of stuffing a water hose up your rectum and turning the water on full blast.

Alex looked like a water balloon after doing a California Water Balloon

by MrFuntime11 November 15, 2016