poop shute assasin

a man who impregnates male or female ass holes without giving prior warning to the owner of the said ass hole

oops wrong hole ..... i.e. sorry pet I seem to have hit your poop shute...... that idiot was just a poop shute assasin

by shelly suck off October 25, 2009

second hand poop

when you go to wash your hands and you smell something weird. then you go look in the toliet and see someone didnt flush the time befor you. (not usable in a port-a-potty)

when joe walked in a room he said what the fuck jake you didnt flush! i dont like to second hand poop
like second hand smoke just worse!!!

by thisismyyoufatass May 30, 2010

Pooping the baby batter

This can be described as when one may ejaculate on a womans feet(us) to cause the baby making procedure. Normally this happens when doing the two player no pants dance. This is normally to make a human child.

"man, I found a nice girl, so I think we will be pooping the baby batter tonight"

by Daddy baby batter February 3, 2017

poop taco surprise

when you go down on a really hot chick and are surprised that her snatch smells like shit

she was a poop taco surprise

by poop pirate January 6, 2009

poop chute bandicoot

a person who enjoys anal sex.

closely related to the ass bandit, bum ninja, and the butt pirate.

a homosexual person

a way to insult a straight man by insinuating he is a homosexual.

a great way to piss off your friends.

"Don't bend over around Bob, he is a poop chute bandicoot!"

Adam: "Heh! Hey Steeve, you suck at life!!!"
Steeve: "Shut the fuck up, you poop chute bandicoot!"

"Dude, did you just grab my butt??!! What are you, some sort of poop chute bandicoot??"

by ***MuNiN*** August 30, 2009

half poop

A fart

I will half poop on you!

by 💬 November 10, 2015

Poop on a Stick

A stick that is used to move dog poop and ends up getting a lot of poop on it.

"Yo why is there shit on the ground?"

"Don't worry I will move it with a stick."

"No way man, Poop on a Stick!"

by Dequirius Bennw5 December 10, 2018