piss joint

1. An almost solely British term for a bar, pub, or tavern.

2. When used in different context, a term for a unfavorable
position, disgusting, crappy place or situation, such as a filthy restaurant, a bad match on a video game, or horrid experience while doing most anything.

3. A bathroom.

The word "piss" meaning something disgustingly awful, and "joint" meaning location or event.

(British) "Oi, where's the nearest piss joint?"

"Screw this place, it's a total piss joint. Let's get outa here."

"Forget it, man. That place's a piss joint!"

"Hey guys, I gotta make a visit to the piss joint, be right back.

by Shakesfear October 20, 2012

Piss-Chugging Grimace

Opposite of a shit-eating grin

Darryl had a piss-chugging grimace on his face the entire day

by Yakana January 16, 2025

Piss in the wind tunnel

Peeing in someone’s butt while she farts on your penis.

Going to have a piss in the wind tunnel again.

by Tina’s June 6, 2019

piss flap plucking

The ancient art of plucking ones public hair from the labium.

Are you engaging in piss flap plucking again?

by Lady queefa June 11, 2019

turbo piss

When you push the piss out extra hard when pissing.

John: “Woah dude, how did you finish pissing so fast?”

Juandale: “I turbo pissed.”

John: “Nice.”

Juandale: “And I didn’t wash my hands.”

by noahknigga February 7, 2025

Pissing eggs

The result of inserting one or more airsoft BBs into the urethra then proceeding to either Unrinate or ejaculate them out

I was pissing eggs while I was alone in the airsoft feild

by Consiare June 25, 2022

Piss booming

Opposite of piss muting. Pissing directly into the water of the urinal to prove that you have the biggest stream. Only performed by the manliest of men.

That guy is piss booming so hard, he must have a really large dong.

by Bingbongyumyum July 21, 2024