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Caleb Parker House

by Calebs wife February 4, 2022
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House-Bastard

Noun
-A millennial male or female that bought a house pre-covid/2019, and loves to inform everyone around them.

Verb
- The act of not leaving the house, when someone ask you to do something, just to gloat about the fact you have a house.
Man 1- Hey bro I will come pick you up? what your address.
Man 2 - Still at my parents place
Man 1 - Ohh you still live at home, I actually just got into the market before 2019 and my house had quad tripled in price in the last 24 hours. sucks to be you.

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Friend 1 - hey man wanna go outside today

Fiends 2 - nahh why I've got a house, why would I ever go outside again.
Friend 1 - Your such a House-Bastard
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The House Theory

The theory regarding relationships. "Someone doesn't move unless they already have a new house." Meaning that before someone moves on, they need to already have someone else ready.
Well you know the House Theory, you better have a new man ready if you're gonna break up with him.
by MLS trio March 6, 2023
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Yaller house

This is the house that fuck all the girls after someone else wines and dines them all night…
No, that is not a fraternity, that is the “Yaller house”…
by Horny Critter February 26, 2024
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House Party

A song by Anja Kotar that turns the traditional meaning of House Party upside down. In her case, having a house party is when you're home alone and living it up. You chill on the couch in your robe, order some takeout, and binge TV.
"I'm having a house party / Not staying up till morning / Sleep then I'll watch a movie".

"I'm having a house party / And no one else can join me / Just gonna keep it low key".
by bigfocaccia November 25, 2019
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Hard House DJ

The hard house DJ is one of many rare talents, one who has the ability to play a variation of hoover driven tracks at around 150bpm without the use of a sync button. The hard house DJ is the one who will let you know copious amount of times that "they have this on vinyl". The Hard house DJ has an amazing ability to adapt, they can for years telling all that vinyl is king and only "Real" djs use vinyl, until they buy a digital controller and ask their mates to send them tracks and start forming a huge following playing live sets online 3 times a day. The Hard house DJ is a very well informed and literal thinker, often holding a great intelligent mind, they often form opinions on other fellow Hard house DJs with comments such as "they can't mix for shit" or "whose arse did they kiss to get a set?" These opinions are held with great conviction and passion, often slagging off a certain fellow DJ to their mates for months. Very occasionally a DJ will propel to Hard Dance stardom with their newly found following, record label and club night, The DJ, the Hard House DJ has been slating for months now becomes the new "Best friend". The Hard house DJ, like a wild predator will latch on to the new best friend in the hope for a set or even a colab on their next released track. Often liking and commenting on the propelled djs social posts almost daily. Hard house DJs tend to have more opinions than vinyl records.
The hard house DJ who played "The Dawn" last night was absolutely bangin'
by Mixtrack Pro July 24, 2022
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Irish chow house

When you’re eating pussy and pour an Irish lager on it
Man Lindsey let me give her an Irish chow house last night
by HuntV18 June 27, 2024
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