National Basic Bitch Day

The last Tuesday in August is National Basic Bitch Day.

It is marked by Starbucks earliest day of the year when they start selling Pumpkin Spice lates, which are basic AF.

It is always celebrated on the last Tuesday in the month of August, because Tuesday is also basic as fuck, just like the bitches buying those basic ass lates.

Kyle: “Bro, why is the last day in August always National Basic Bitch Day?

Chad: “Because that’s when Starbucks starts selling Pumpkin Spice lattes every year.

by Matreusmaximus August 27, 2019

National sit on lap day

On August 30thYou can sit on anyone lap for the day

Why you let her just sit on your lap*
Cause it's national sit on lap day

by Therealdellibitch August 29, 2019

National Gina Appreciation Day

The day dedicated to appreciating Gina

Hey! Today’s national Gina appreciation day

by Skrrrrrr195427 May 28, 2018

National Send Buses Day

On April 18th every year, send the best picture of a bus to your friend/boyfriend/girlfriend/etc. Watch them recieve it with gratitude and confusion

Cunt- “Ayo vro shelby bouta receive this picture of a bus”
Fag- “Why vro that don’t even make sense”
Cunt- “It’s national send buses day dumbass”

by Big Weiner Nog May 31, 2018

National Kiss On The Cheek Day

On May 19th it is National kiss on the cheek day where you can only kiss someone on the cheek and not lips

Man I cant french kiss my girl because it is National Kiss On the Cheek Day

by Dicklicker1213 June 5, 2018

National Stick a dick in it day

May 26: National Stick a dick in it day

A word used to tell ur haters to shut the fuck up or literally stick a dick deep in there

Happy National Stick a dick in it day, So go stick a dick in it Selena

by Will Kalamon June 9, 2018

national almond milk day

This national day lies on the 26th of June

National almond milk day is my favorite day of the year .

by Thiccyyyyyyyyy June 26, 2017