Beard Milk

Beard Milk is a naturally occurring liquid produced from the fermentation in a beard by bacteria to produce a nutritious and health white liquid capable of raising a baby to become a well bearded and well adjusted human. Research shows it to be more nutritious than colostrum.

Hey man, your beard is swelling, looks like you better get someone to help you get that Beard Milk out and to the baby as soon as possible.

by JasperBaby May 7, 2020

Spicy Milk

Using the breast milk of a sexy Latina woman as a libation.

Yo my girlfriend Sophia gave me some of her spicy milk!!!

by Zkdjdidjdidjdndjd November 7, 2021

Milk

A particularly bad piece of advice. Often said to be spoiled. Similar to spill the tea

That's a load of spoiled milk.

by Waddletastic February 6, 2019

Pouring the milk before the cereal

Slang for the person you are hooking up with.

Your friend when he sees the person you've been sleeping with: So uh, is that the person you're pouring the milk before the cereal with?
You: Yes it is.
Your friend: Noice.

by Smitty_245 November 24, 2017

Big Milk

Cool shit, good shit, Dope asf homie, swag, cash money, biggie balling.

Person1: found a sick dying rat, tryna fuck it?

Person2: big milk bro, let's fuck that rat while it's still warm

by Big milk no skim July 12, 2024

Milking your Sausage

Masturbating until your cum

Dude 1: Dude, stop milking your sausage, it's NNN!
Dude 2: Get out of my room!

by meatroller December 13, 2019

Milk Princess

A woman on clear complexion or lighter complexion that using the privilege of her skin color to get better treatment in life. Also may be called Karen.

Ex: Jessica Whitehorse

That bitch is a Milk Princess.

by The Hoe annihilator March 14, 2023