jack daniels

Prime Tennessee sipper. Has a golden brown color, and the apparent consistency of water. Tastes like shit, but gets the job done.

I went over to my buddy's house, and then his parents left, and then we shot at cans with a BB gun, and then we put the gun away, and then we split a handle of jack daniels, and we sat in his basement for like two hours watching X-Files, or some shit like that, but I don't remember the episode, because I was drunk. Good times.

by underage drinker October 2, 2005

jack the bear

A lazy person.

"You like Jack the Bear, Cletus, you ain't done shit all day."

by Pikka January 2, 2004

jacking off

when u rub a big stick up and down.

i jack off so much that mayo came out, so my girlfriend use it on her sandwitch. it doesn't taste like mayo tho. recomended: only jacking off when your girlfriend is gone.

by ugh! u jerk off! October 16, 2008

High Jacked

What happens when you open your fridge, realize that there is food missing, and your most likely suspect is someone who is high.

How do you know you've been high jacked?

How?

Your place has been broken in to, and only the string cheese is missing.

by Pearljammers December 6, 2009

Slap Jacks

The act of slapping your dicks together until one person gets a boner. The person who gets the boner wins the bet.

Want to play slap jacks to settle the tab.

by steve smithy April 16, 2011

Jack Flint

A beautiful, boob obsessed boy.
he thinks he is a stunt man
he also loves jade and cannot cope without her...
.x

similar meaning: Flint Face

gosh you Jack flint.

by jadeisamazing May 12, 2009

Jack- Wipe

Someone you hate with such a passion that you'd be happy to wipe yours or someone else's (stinky) and (poopy) ass with.

Damn Tom you're such a retard, way to be a jack- wipe.

by Jess Johnson October 9, 2006