Jesse moment

The act of ignoring your friends for an extended period of time

Person 1: Hey man you seen Joe lately?

Person 2: yeah like a month ago

Person 1: wow Jesse moment

by The choochinator August 15, 2021

BigM moment

when you're sweet, supportive, kind and definitely not racist to your young teammates in a videogame, and of course you don't have a basement that you lock and kill kids in.

your teammate: fails*
you: ....:) meet me in the basement I have a big surprise for you (you little n-, you bl**k sl**e, you pile of tr*sh), a very *bloody* big surprise

your friend watching: BigM moment

by NoSpaces:) August 12, 2022

Brocca Moment

Quando i gatti si siedono e li guardi di profilo e sembrano delle brocche. L'effetto è accentuato dal peso e dal pelo del gatto

Al momento il mio gatto sta avendo un Brocca Moment

by BiroBiro October 7, 2021

McCoidy Moment

A moment when you tell a unfunny joke, either repetitive of another or just a terrible joke, and nobody laughs in the space of 5 seconds

Man: You send your nudes to space aha You: sit yo ass down, McCoidy moment

by Alex white September 28, 2022

Mazda moment

Basically a mazza moment, but the Mazda car company

"Lad, I just got a job"
"That's a Mazda moment"

by Krillington December 7, 2021

Woman Moment

When someone (usually women) think its a good idea to give themselves bangs

Person A: Whats wrong with your hair?

Prrson B: I had a woman moment last night.

by momenthaver August 7, 2025

Ollie Bearman Moment

saying "Sorry mate wont post it again, gl with *insert word here*👍" after someone gets mad at you, just as F3 driver Ollie Bearman did

this guy was mad at me for saying he was a bad driver and i replied sorry mate wont post it again, gl with driving👍 it was such an Ollie Bearman moment

by Tactical Teabag March 1, 2022