j nut

To jizz in pants, while day dreaming about a jizz worthly female.

Hey bro. I just popped a J nut cuz of this gee.

by Mrals June 4, 2019

VBP&J

When a VBP (vulva-bearing person) has sex on their period.

"My period started today. Wanna make a VBP&J?"

by Jonathan the sheep December 28, 2021

J-Brauning

A verb meaning to put random, meaningless items in a persons shopping bag e.g. ink cartridges, staples, glasses, gloves, etc. It usually happens by a cashier to a customer. The victim is ALWAYS unaware of their "gifts".... until they go home and discover the prank.

Person 1: "How was your work today?" Boring as usual?"
Person 2: " Aww hell nah! I was J-Brauning customers all night yo! I J-Brauned a bunch of people!"
Person 1: " what? You were doing what?"
Person 2: "You don't know what J-Brauning is flamey? It's when you put random shit in a customers bag, unbeknownst to them. I gave away tons to garbage to all these shakers and drunks! Gave away about 3 prescription glasses from our lost in found!....fuck them idiots!"

by Bill Butterfield November 11, 2020

the j

the j 😭😭😭 spunglebob the j 💔💔

omg the j... NOOOO

by definitely not georgie oh no November 3, 2021

Daniel J. Blemith

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i love Daniel J. Blemith

by daniel j blemith lover March 20, 2024

Big J

hottest guy around with the biggest dick
hubba hubba

"Man I wish I was goofin' around with john hes a real Big J"

by JackieT42 March 3, 2022

Billy J. Alldis

The most whacky boingo guy youll ever meet
gives you the sosis on the band members

goes wily at every chance he can

Regular people; oh no its billy hes going so wily
Billy J. Alldis; kills 17 people then rips a bong

by Finn Sky April 11, 2022