dead mans hole

When is chick is such a lame fuck that you would rather do a dead person

Mike was telling Todd that he a dead mans hole last night and would have rather jerked off.

by Sticky whistle teeth October 21, 2017

back hole of a heart

The backhole of a heart is a large, valveless vein (aka the superior vena cava or SVC) that conveys deoxygenated blood from the upper half of the body and returns it to the right atrium. The SVC may experience a breakphase where the heart quiets down in order to expell any excess waste. This waste makes the back hole very slippery, thus making it perfect for heartanal.

"I feel like the back hole of my heart was about to burst last night... he was just so big..."

"..um, what is the back hole of a heart?"

"oh you poor thing.. you've been missing out! I can ask my friend, he'll show you. ehehe."
"uhh alright i guess?"

by IcedCoffeeBaconOil November 24, 2019

performance enhancing hole

wakes you up in the morning

the industry prince requires some performance enhancing hole (mommy’s soaked)

by franchise22 May 27, 2023

ass fucken hole

A more aggressive way of calling someone a asshole is by adding the word fucken in the middle. Its intent is to provoke a more angry response so be ready when saying it.

That guy over there at the bar picking fights with everyone is being a ass fucken hole.

by jimmybomm March 8, 2021

Ear Hole Friend

A little bug that has nested in your ear. But it's okay! This marvelous squishy wittle bebe is likely going to kill you! I mean, if you call a 90% chance "likely". The important thing is that you don't move. Like, at all. This will surely kill you. Settle into your bed and stay there for the rest of your life, and consider yourself lucky! You are hosting one of the most amazing things! And maybe one day, when your 80, your ear hole friend will crawl out after finishing off the last bit of your internal organs. Of course by then you'd be dead.

Jeremy: Sorry, I can't come to dinner in the forest tonight. I got me an ear hole friend.
Freddy Boi: Oh my chili fries your so lucky! Santa forgot to get me one for Christmas :(

by I Animate June 18, 2021

six hole punch

When you have a threesome with two chicks and put it in each one of their holes during the duration of said name threesome.

Her step-mom walked in on me three hole punching her daughter and I invited her to make it into a six hole punch.

by BigtetisMcgee April 22, 2020

Sloppy Fuck Hole

You usually find them knocking on your door proselytizing some religion.

Rachel: (answers the door) Hello?
Sloppy Fuck Hole: Hello, sister. Have you been doused in the blood of the ram?
Rachel: Jedidiah! There’s a coupla sloppy fuck holes out here in nice white shirts asking to have their colons caved in.

by LiquidCramps April 25, 2022