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Shit Zoo

1. A zoo that displays fine specimens of fecial material. Often from animals, but human specimens can be entered if they are of abnormal size, length, weight, or color.

2. A little dog that looks like a dirty mop or a cat. Spelt Shih tzu, pronounced shit zoo. Dont buy one of these little fuckers unless you want to comb the fuck out of their hair every day.
Franklin: Yo Steven, I heard you went to the Shit Zoo without me. How did it smell?
Steven: Dude, my wife wanted to look at a dog, what the fuck are you talking about?
Franklin: Oh, I thought you went to one of those Zoos that freaks go to.
by Dirty Antwan August 12, 2025
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liquid zoo

It's an aquarium.
Innocent pirate: (lisping) Mom, can we go to the liquid zoo?
Mom: You mean the aquarium?
by babypiratesnapchat2 November 5, 2022
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Daniel's Big Day At The Zoo

Daniel's full name.
Someone who always says "That's bullying," and always fake screams.
"Hi, Daniel's Big Day At The Zoo," said Bob.
"That's bullying," said Daniel.
by June 5, 2022
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Me at the zoo

Obviously the world's oldest YouTube video, uploaded in 2005 by Jawed Karim. He talks about the elephants behind him.
San Diego Zoo, California, 2005
Me at the zoo
Jawed: Alright, so here we are in front of the, uh, elephants. The cool thing about these guys is that they have really, really really long, um, trunks. And that's, that's cool. And that's pretty much all there is to say.
by iranoutofideas724 June 5, 2023
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get a zoo

The need to stop everything and reevaluate your situation in the pursuit of happiness.
Man 1: I'm so sick of where I am at the moment.
Man 2: that's easy to solve, get a zoo.
by SiainCHunt December 10, 2016
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The Dead Zoo

The Dead Zoo is the nickname given to Dublin’s Natural history museum, on Merrion Street, Dublin 2
This supposedly is because of it skeletons of the 11,000-year-old giant deer and Spoticus the giraffe
It’s raining out, how about we take the kids to the dead zoo?
by Sinnia March 20, 2023
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elephant zoo

Something you send to someone to break the ice with a cute bartender. Hoping she likes you
I told my favorite bartender elephant zoo. Now I have her number.
by Lonely God December 1, 2017
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