Bag Wipe

A "Refreshing Towelette" like you might receive with an order of KFC with the words "Bag Wipe" displayed on the packaging.

The "Bag Wipe" is used for soothing or cooling one's hot and sticky testicles.

I ran three blocks to get crammed into a city bus during rush hour. My sweaty Nut-Sack was firmly stuck to my thigh. I pulled out a "Bag Wipe" and proceeded to "freshen up" in front of the horrified on-lookers.

by Knut Sack August 4, 2007

verification wipe

Wiping ones rear end for fear that the flatulence just expelled may have inadvertently gone to the next level. i.e. verifying whether or not one has in fact pooped his/her pants. Most often happening at work or out at clubs/bars

I ate three chilli dogs last night and drank 18 beers so that fart is going to need a verification wipe

by V Allen May 12, 2008

golden wipe

The wipeing of one's ass that results in a clean piece of toilet paper.

Dude! I just wiped and nothing was showed up!

response: nice golden wipe.

by belz 411 October 24, 2009

coochie wipes

wet wipes solely reserved to wipe the female genitalia.

no tissue??? hand me some "coochie wipes"

by pink monkey with a banana October 16, 2008

sweat wipes

When you are sitting in a hot ass porto-potty that is baking in the scorching hot sun and the sweat off your back is running down your ass crack, your ass full of sweat turns your toilet paper wad into a wet wipe when you go to wipe your ass.

Q: Arthur, is your bunghole feeling fresh after that deuce you just dropped?

A: Why yes, Theresa, yes indeed. It was so damn hot in that fucking portable toilet that I was gifted with sweat wipes to freshen my ass! Now may I please receive that BJ you offered me this morning for raking the leaves?

by Dr.FartScientist June 13, 2017

fuck wipe

1.When your fraustrated becuase someone called you an asswipe ad you can think of anything better but to put fuck in front of wipe.
2.A moist towlet used to clean up an area were people have had sex
3.A person that cleans up seamen.

1.Bob:you are such an asswipe
Tim:Yah... well you are a fuckwipe
2.Ugh... Only a fuckwipe can clean this stain.
3.Where the hell is that fuckwipe? He should have cleaned this pillow a moment a go.

by L2L1 March 26, 2005

Wiping Hair

Long hair found on a female, primarily used to wipe jizz from the face of a "lady" following the oral stimulation of her "friend's" sex organ / weapon of love.

For example
Alan used Petra's WIPING HAIR to clean up her face after the mess he'd made.

by Esteban Tuero June 9, 2004