Job title given to one who has screwed up badly in business, but not enough to warrant the golden parachute, yet too risky to leave to their own devices.
by Phaad1 April 04, 2017
'...and there's nothing better than watching a woman playing with her trout window afterwards.'
'Did you see that! She had trout window once that big guy had a go!'
'Did you see that! She had trout window once that big guy had a go!'
by fattulip April 24, 2008
by SmittyLou July 30, 2008
When one is transferring files in Microsoft Windows, Windows will attempt to tell you how long it's going to take. A Windows hour can be 20 minutes, or it can be 5 hours. No one really knows!
I'm transferring 150 Gb of files to an external drive. It's currently sitting at 101 with an "hour" left. That's a Windows Hour, mind you.
by Kay Web September 10, 2010
Unsolicited advertisements, papers, flyers, etc that have been placed under the windshield wiper of an automobile. It is usually completely useless and it makes one wonder what kind of idiot thinks advertising like this is effective.
Holy shit!! I thought I got a parking ticket but when I got closer, it was just some Window Spam that some jackass put under my windshield wiper.
by JayBone9378 October 05, 2011
When a person goes to online websites like eBay or Amazon.com to look at things they have no intention of purchasing. The electronic form of window shopping.
Jane went on eBay to look at expensive diamond earrings that she would never be able to afford, so she was Windows shopping.
by Kurtz 24 December 08, 2010
Person one: Oh yeah I like this porn on my new super fast Windows 10. Windows 10 is weirdly free!
Gates: I'm looking at your porn and all your passwords! I don't need to know about this! But oh well! I'll Spy on you some more!
Gates: I'm looking at your porn and all your passwords! I don't need to know about this! But oh well! I'll Spy on you some more!
by MEowsersS! October 03, 2015