micro-window

To minimize your computer browser window in order to avoid unwanted attention from your bosses.

Mikes you better not be micro-windowing!

by Whitey4656 November 28, 2009

Puppy In the Window

When someone has a highly visible booger in their nostril, it is a Puppy In the Window. You just can't keep your eyes off of it. Allows for a non-awkward explanation to the owner of the booger.

Yes Bill, I'll get that report right over to you. Oh, and Bill, you have a Puppy In the Window. (Points at own nostril)

by Rundanrun December 21, 2016

Lady in the Window

Visible greenery in the Nostril Forest

You've got a giant lady in the window!! That's disgusting!!

by SmittyLou August 27, 2008

Windows 10

The most insecure un-private OS ever.

Person one: Oh yeah I like this porn on my new super fast Windows 10. Windows 10 is weirdly free!
Gates: I'm looking at your porn and all your passwords! I don't need to know about this! But oh well! I'll Spy on you some more!

by MEowsersS! November 19, 2015

Windows rot

The deterioration of performance that occurs in the vast majority of Windows installations for no reason.

Curing Windows rot requires that you reinstall the operating system from scratch.

by waterbear September 14, 2008

Activate windows

Going into settings and activating it

Activate windows already KSI!

by S/he’s just a friend November 23, 2020

Windows ME

A beverage coaster in a box.

Please don't set that drink on my desk without a Windows ME under it.

by ImQuasar April 1, 2009