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Simping

A dark force tactic used by darth sidious to lure lost souls to the dark side during the clone wars
Darth sidious used the force to make Jaden begin simping
by Unknown Jedi master January 21, 2020
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That guy you don’t really know but sits in the backseat of your classroom. Most likely a cuckold or something similar like getting cheated on. Now that he has nobody to worship, he goes on twitch or some streaming website to whiteknight for the egirls and sends thousands of dollars to get the girl to notice him . Probably lives in his parents basement , most likely middle aged and fat
Hey, did you know that oliver has been a simp ?
( everyone knew)
by AnonymousCarneAsada April 15, 2020
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A simp is all of the men that down voted all the definitions of simp.
Down voter reading the Simp definitions: *That's not at all how it is... I'm just a gentleman in touch with with my sensitive side and all women should be treated like a princess. She loves the way I spoil her".

Up voter: "She's just priming the money pump there guy. Tell her you want to get up in them guts or it's over and watch her next move ya fuckin simp".
by Hdotfly August 7, 2022
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A man who doesn't know anything about how to pull birds or arrange dinners.
Yo, my boy Conor simps mad hard. He just kicks it in BK with his GF and drinks hella caipirinhas.
by genie_in_the_lamp October 9, 2020
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by lkdajlsgf February 5, 2020
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short for "simpering." an emasculating term for men who kiss up to women they find attractive
Jim: wow, he's really licking his boss's boots
Joe: well yeah, Tony's a total simp for her
Jim: Ohh thats why, yeah i can imagine him kissing her ass
by SAM-SEI June 2, 2021
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A guy who sacrifices everything for a girl who most likely wouldn't even give a shit about him, even sacrifice his chicken nuggies.
Person 1: Jeez Seb is in a state of denial that he is a SIMP.
Person 2: Yeah he is such a simp.
Person 1: he is a big time simp.
by Bonk brethren June 18, 2020
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