A lovable pot smoker who eats spaghetti os with a paint scraper and gets stalked by his best friend,Max/SmileForMe. Bro doesn’t have a mom either.
by Tenstars June 4, 2023
Get the Jesse Wellsmug. Someone: Why are there so many stupid people in the world?? Like seriously, anyone below an IQ of 50 honestly should just die.
Me: Well to be fair, they are human beings after all, and all human beings should be treated with respect. It's not like they did something wrong.
Me: Well to be fair, they are human beings after all, and all human beings should be treated with respect. It's not like they did something wrong.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 9, 2021
Get the Well to be fairmug. Chicken robber/burglar.
labelled by the mandem as Zeus.
Always smells like KFC from his victims he stole from.
labelled by the mandem as Zeus.
Always smells like KFC from his victims he stole from.
by Victim_KFC June 19, 2019
Get the George Wellsmug. by stop it please now i beg December 14, 2022
Get the Dominic Wellsmug. Something said when something doesn’t go your way. Originating from Philadelphia Pennsylvania and started by Catta-man Loftin.
by HecticCabbage999 June 8, 2018
Get the That’s a oh wellmug. If you find a Riley don't ever let him go. He is the approximate definition of amazing and will do anything and everything to make the world a better place, person by person and one smile at a time. He changes the temperature of each room he walks into with his presence and melt your heart with a glance from those mesmeric blue eyes. His smile is contagious and his hugs are a miracle. You will never find anyone as compassionate and considerate and he will not hesitate to remind you every day how much he appreciates you. You know you've done something damn right in the world if you're standing within 5ft of Riley, and never forget to appreciate the blessing of getting to laugh with him. He is goofy and sweet, and little does he know but he is highly intelligent. He is the best serious boyfriend ever.. and you'll never get tired of laughing at him as he dances around with shaving cream on his face in the middle of a Skype call ;)
Patricia: "Hey mags, who's that?"
Maggie: "Oh, THAT'S Riley Wells.. I'm highly fond of him."
Patricia: "Oh.. Why is he dancing?"
Maggie: "No one knows :)"
Maggie: "Oh, THAT'S Riley Wells.. I'm highly fond of him."
Patricia: "Oh.. Why is he dancing?"
Maggie: "No one knows :)"
by NotAMaggie May 31, 2019
Get the Riley Wellsmug. a dude that has a colossal penis, which is hidden behind copious amounts of pubic hair. He loves taking a finger up his ass, but be careful, because if the finger isn’t far enough, Cameron will be unsatisfied. if Cameron Wells is unsatisfied, he will drill a hole through your testicles with a heavy duty drill.
by icedoutboiii September 2, 2021
Get the Cameron Wellsmug.