welcome to yesterday

Welcome to yesterday: a saying derived from the idea that a statement has been reiterated so many times as to invoke an eye roll from the receiving party
In simple terms, “yea no crap” or “tell me something I dont know”
*guy #1* Bro, private schools have way too much money! What about public schools?!
*guy #2* welcome to yesterday my guy.
by ChunkyBeavr April 13, 2023
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Matthew welcome

This Matthew is a very loving and hot guy. He is a proud irish and he is normally rolling with a mokhawk. He is always dressing in a blackish punk rock outfit. Hella fit and has a sexy ass body. He is very hansom and loves to tease u, he is good at it too. He is a player but if u get him to be yours you'll fall imidiatly and never get up. He is kind, and lovey dovey he loves kisses and likes showing off. He does impress. if you are in danger and he cares for u he will stand infront of u and scare the fuck out of any shitbag dumb enough to mess with u.
He is a perfect boyfriend.
Girl: Damn my thighs hurt
Boy: did Matthew Welcome do it?
Girl: yea...
by _CrazyBitch_ April 19, 2019
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Matthew welcome

A Matthew welcome is a great person and he loves to tease people by tazing them or Slapping their thighs. But he usually has Irish red hair and can be mean at some times.
Damn my thighs hurt.
Did Matthew welcome do it?
Yeah...
by Batcat21st September 05, 2018
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wet welcoming

A warm welcoming that comes from between Liz's legs.
Liz gave me a wet welcoming ;)
by BullFrog July 23, 2014
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a canadian welcome

When you handshake and you put one leg over the hands and fart in the other one in the face.
ah fuck that dude im gonna give him a canadian welcome
by Mathiens( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) March 27, 2017
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Welcome back

A welcome is something you'll never need from anybody when you're home, in your own neighborhood, especially not from someone that isn't even from your neighborhood.
The outsiders were always the first ones to try to welcome back the guy to his own home and neighborhood for some reason. The people that were also from the neighborhood originally weren't overly curious or interested in what the guy was doing, they also weren't the ones always trying to change the neighborhood, that was mostly outsiders or newcomers doing that. Most people originally from there liked things the way they always had been, without needing them to change.
by The Original Agahnim August 10, 2021
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