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weekender

A weekender is a person who often enjoys their life more than most. They usually are well off if not downright wealthy. Often times seen driving in packs of SUVs and hot convertables. SUVs of choice are the Suburban/Yukon, Range Rovers and the occasional BMW x3/5 or Ford Excursion. Weekenders Migrate momentarily around Firearms Deer Season, Christmas and then for around 4 months during the summer season when their spawn "brats", leave their private schools. Towns may grow rapidly from a population for 1500 to well over 12,000 in just a matter of days.
Weekenders often make their presence know by filling local lakes beyond capacity with boats and by letting their children raise hell.
The worst weekenders are of the Chicago and Indiana descent. These are often likely to be found in west michigan, especially anywhere within 25 inland miles of any Great Lake.
Fucking weekenders and brats ruin summer.
by atbj February 21, 2006
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Birthday Weekend

The first weekend after one's birthday when one has a birthday during the work week. This is the time when most activities planned for celebration occur.
I can't fucking wait until my birthday weekend so I can get drunk.

Oh shit! That's happening on my birthday weekend. Perfect excuse to go!
by Andrew "Party Hard" W.K. January 20, 2010
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AllStar Weekend

All Star Weekend is fairly new and consists of four band members; Zach, Cameron, Nathan and Matthew. They premiered their first music video; A Different Side of Me, on Disney Channel in early 2010.
Back in February of 2009, the band attended the Jonas Brothers 3D Concert Premiere, and handed out flyers, three days later they received a call from Hollywood Records.
by justinfigureitout April 1, 2010
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Weekend War

A drinking battle or war that brain dead northern Canadians play at their trailers.
IE:

Ted: Daron sure got owned last weekend. I heard he got so smashed he woke up in bed with his cousin, Julia.

Polar Bear: Fo shiz. That Weekend War was fuckin' fixed, though! Daron is a pussy! Good thing Julia has a penis.
by DavieHamburgers December 21, 2008
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dog whistle weekend

This refers to a weekend (or evening perhaps) that is so low key and lacking in events that on a volume scale it is undectable to humans...just like a dog's whistle.
Matt: How was your weekend man?
Jay: Effing horrible. Friday night my ride bailed and Saturday/Sunday I stayed in studying...my weekend was so low key only the dogs were aware.
Matt: Ahh you had a dog whistle weekend...lame.
by King Jay March 9, 2008
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Weekend Retreat

An extended stay of hospitalization after getting brutally anally raped in prison.
Pedro had to take aweekend retreat after arriving at state, and it's a shame because he was almost done getting his G.E.D.
by greasychicken July 19, 2007
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Usa Weekend Magazine

A piece of shit, sweatshop place to work. Disgruntled employees, a place where winos, dikes and obnoxious managers rule!
Usa Weekend is the worst magazine I have ever read, can you even call that piece of shit paper a magazine? HAHA
by Me September 29, 2003
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