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Facebook wanker

A person who masturbates to photographs of people that they may, or may not, know while connected to the social network called Facebook.
I caught Pat masturbating to some chick on Facebook again. What a Facebook wanker.

Rob has a Kleenex pile 10ft deep from looking at Facebook. What a Facebook wanker.
by hipp5 May 3, 2006
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Book Wankers

Book wankers.

A Book Wanker refers to a minority of people who read books. Book wanker, is a term to be shouted at the book wanker or wankers to emphasise the point that they are in fact wankers. Book wankers can generally be found at the library, in the park, while travelling or any other quiet area. They are wankers and care about their education and reading books for enjoyment.
1)whats the new kid like?

hes just reads books all day!

hes such a Book Wanker!

2) what are you doing today?

going to the library

what so you can hang around with Book Wankers!
by samali July 22, 2011
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wanker lights

the stupid little, often neon blue LED lights that a boy racer will have on the bonnet of their (badly) souped up Astra/Polo/other random car your Gran wouldnt be seen dead driving. Users of these wanker lights are often 17-24 year old burberry wearing idiots who hang around schools and colleges after final bell, honking any fit girl who walks past.

Ridiculed by many.
by Amy the great October 25, 2004
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wanker's cramp

A condition commonly occuring in those diagnosed with RSI, (although not necessarily), in which the sufferer experiences pain or discomfort after excessive wanking.
Sean: wank me off, bitch.
Lucy: i can't, i've got wanker's cramp.
by 400 May 30, 2008
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Superdry Wanker

Someone that seems to only wear Superdry clothing.
'That guys dressed all in Superdry!'
'What a Superdry Wanker!'
by Tiktackz December 31, 2011
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wanker's whiplash

A painful spasm felt after nearly being caught wanking, the actual pain is felt when one pulls their hand back from their cock and their shoulder is strained by the sudden movement. A good way of preventing this from happening is to stretch before masterbating or simply locking your door.
Person A - Hey, why's your arm in a sling?

Person B - Last night i thought i was alone in the house, so i had a wank. Midway through i heard my mum come up the stairs so i paniced and... (points at arm) this happened.

Person A - Whoa... Wanker's Whiplash... You should have limbered up first.
by Anonymous #924876 January 19, 2010
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Plank-Wanker

n: A derogatory term used to describe someone who partakes in the noble sport of Extreme Lying Down, but refers to it as Planking.
Person 1: Hey man, you wanna come planking with me?

Person 2: Boy, you are lucky I don't smack you upside the head! You bloody Plank-Wanker!
by Funky W June 9, 2011
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