walmart bag

the 4 genders: boy, girl, non binary, and WALMART BAG!!!!111!
HOW DARE U CALL ME A BOY, I IDENTIFY AS A WALMART BAG!

hey you, person(boy, girl, non binary) do 10000 + 1000
the person: NO, THAT IS RUDE TO CALL ME A (boy, girl, non binary) PERSON, I IDENTIFY AS A WALMART BAG

by walmart_bag November 2, 2023

walmart chicken

A concerning reality that male Walmart employees stick their gentlemen's shaft into the hot ready to eat chicken.

customer (ryan): excuse me, do you have any more Walmart chicken?

Walmart employee (lance): don’t ever buy no chicken from Walmart.

by Rogerdoger15 November 28, 2021

brown walmart

A brown walmart is when a girl kisses a smiley face off of another girl's ass. The smiley face should be drawn to resemble that of the wal-mart "smiley" and drawn with feces using the tip of a penis that was just removed from the girl's anus.

"So, I was in a threesome and the girl got shit on my dick, but it's okay because I made her sister clean up the brown walmart."

by #sysadmins December 2, 2009

Walmart boner

Obtaining an erection while in Walmart

I saw this hot chick and got a Walmart boner!

by Texas eagle December 17, 2017

Walmart feet

When someone walks around barefoot so much that their feet get black and dirty.

Her feet are so dirty after walking barefoot out in public, she has Walmart feet.

by LemurK5 March 9, 2019

Walmart Reject

walmart is a dump and bad. Reject is someone no one likes and is very stupid. Walmart is just way worse and funnier then reject

John: Did you see Kimme thinks the eiffel tower is 10 feet tall
Joe: OMG she’s a walmart reject

by walmartrejectceo May 16, 2022

Walmart Employee

Walmart Is Hell, And The Employees Are The Sinners Who Are Receiving Their Punishment
In All Seriousness Those Walmart Employees have Probably Been Working Their Since 500 BC

Fun Fact: A Walmart Employee Is Payed 16% Lower Than The Average USA Yearly Income

by Number 1 Arkham Origins Fan October 11, 2022