vag slap

the female version of a "dick slap"; when a woman puts her pussy right in a man's face holding the right or left labia majora aka outer lip to then slap his face with it.

*this can also be done with both outer lips

"was that dessert?" he said.
"uh no, it was a vag slap... my version of a dick slap you sarcastic bastard," she responded as she pulled the front of her skirt down with a smile.

by redpyre August 9, 2012

Skunk Vag

When a female`s vagina reeks like a skunks asshole.

Duuuuude, she had a meaaan case of skunk vag !

by Vagtastic8766 May 2, 2011

Necro Vag

Necro Vag... A rotting sweltering vagina that has to be surgically removed due to it's necrotic status. Symptoms include an eye blinding smell that wobbles the knees, imbues the lungs, and turns the stomach. An all encompassing odor that consumes a piece of your soul, and stains your very existence. One small whiff and your never the same again.

EXAMPLE..."Mrs smith has a severe case of Necro Vag from all donkey and gorilla sex she had while traveling with the circus"

by smendez April 11, 2010

vag crumbs

the cheese like particles that are excreted from a vagina due to a vaginal infections

OMG i just saw that girls panties and there are vag crumbs all up in it

by hunkyboy May 27, 2010

side vag

An alternate vag option. Some will have many side vages whilst others may have none.

Yo Tony, I'm tired of my primary vag, but I'm so throat deep in side vag I don't know which one to pound.

by Inbread December 15, 2009

vag badged

Vag badged

When a female quickly puts her vagina lips on a male's face, much like when a male tea bags a female
Example: "oh my God! Ashley was dancing on the bar and totally vag badged Clark's face!"

by Carly Charity October 24, 2009

vag out

To excrete an extremely large amount vaginal fluid out of the vagina with large force. Particularly a reddish/brown stain. Smells particularly pungent, putrid, and downright wharfy. Preferably at FYE.

Dude, I think AG is about to vag out!
Looks like someone V-Oed!
Christ, looks like your V-ing O!
Who the hell Vaged Out?
Don't get near the V-O!

by Crippy McJim February 14, 2006