Uncle Google

Uncle Google is like that scary older relative that your mum warns you about hanging around with, but you do anyway because he knows almost everything; and he can always be relied upon to show you some puppies. Unfortunately he also makes you look at dirty pictures too, whether you want to or not.

"I didn't know much about the Second World War, so I asked Uncle Google and he told me where to look"

by Chia Popsicle Twisty July 24, 2006

Uncle Dildo

A male family member who surreptitiously owns/operates an online Adult store.

Yo, what does yo Bro' do?. My bro sells sex toys online like shpoinks an' flugenheimers an' buzz nightgears an' all dat shit, but on the sly and he don't know we know..we call him Uncle Dildo.

by Dildo junior January 28, 2022

Uncle Lee

verb - the act of backing out of your driveway, and smashing into a family member's car parked behind you.

Don't park behind him. He'll Uncle Lee your car in the morning.

by Yakodonk July 23, 2009

Uncle Piss

Piss soaked old man, likes to follow younger men into toilets and piss on them.

Oh no, Uncle Piss has claimed his next victim

by UnclePaz March 24, 2021

Dusty Uncle

A dance in which your arms go limp, you lean your head back and flail your torso left and right. Made popular by Dane Cook.

The crowd chanted with glee, Do the Dusty Uncle, Do the Dusty Uncle, Do the Dusty Uncle.

by VaguelyVaginal May 13, 2010

uncle jeremy

Awesome

"Did you mean uncle jeremy?"
"Yea, he's awesome!"

by Dot, Dot, Dot... February 20, 2016

Uncle Patrick

A white person who hates the fact that they are white, or think that mistreatment/discrimination of (a white person because they are white)/white people is justified.

Person 1: It's impossible to be racist to white people and they should be discriminated against.

Person 2: But you're white...
Person 1: I don't care
Person: Oh you silly Uncle Patrick

by hulk_1982720 August 08, 2023