toxic tuesday

When you make fun of somebody names Thomas and you just roast him all fucking day. Toxic Thomas

Can’t wait to make fun of Thomas on toxic Tuesday.

by Csorrentino December 29, 2019

Turnt Tuesday

Turnt Tuesday is the day to be rambunctious and incite tomfoolery. Tis the day to get turnt on Tuesday. It is the day after Monday and before Wednesday also the National weekday holiday

“Wanna get fucked up” -RSN
“It’s Tuesday, no” -simple person

“But it’s turnt Tuesday”

by Dlenz October 18, 2023

No Toxic Tuesday

No Toxic Tuesday is where every Tuesday everyone is nice to each other even though you should do that anyways no matter what day it is.

Hey guys, It’s No Toxic Tuesday be nice to each other.

by NewNeon September 5, 2020

Tuesday Lapdance

Economic principal wherein a small increase in quantity is exchanged for a disproportionate reduction in quality.

Ok so Jack in the Box tacos are 2 for 1 compared to Carl's Jr. but you're paying for 2x kangaroo meat. Sounds like a real Tuesday lapdance if you ask me.

by Smackaroni November 1, 2022

Turkish Tuesday

Plainly stated, it is when the deed occurs on Monday and you don’t remember it on Wednesday.

I was Turkish Tuesday’d, and still can’t find me pants or watch.

by Pdfdj December 4, 2021

Ruby Tuesday

When the waiting staff at a restaurant say they will give you straws at least twice and forgets the straws every time.

"I'm so thirsty, where are the straws? I can't believe we're getting Ruby Tuesday'd right now!"

by nibble-flabbus July 13, 2023

oshos tuesday

A day full of hope, double rainbows, and sushi. Usually a recurring event every week where you ask a female on a date every Tuesday.

"I asked her out to oshos Tuesday and she said yes!"

by AShel88 December 23, 2013