Trumpet Tongue

The act of blowing brass (playing trumpet) on anothers anus.

Johnny: I gave my gf a rimjob last night and she really liked it.

Rob:Did you end up doing Trumpet Tongue?

Johnny: I blew her brass better than she blew me.

by Ballsackagewea September 25, 2014

1st trumpet

The leader of the trumpet section, usually very cocky and gets all the solos. Typically has a collection of trumpets and a collection of trumpet mutes and try's to show off whenever he/she can.

"The 1st trumpet's vibrato is an amazing fit for his solo".

by UsedNapkins September 29, 2017

Sweaty trumpet

Term used to describe the anus on a hot day or if one is feeling hot due to exersise, a hot meal or hangover. Other variations on the cause of sweat can also apply.

After a particluarly strong curry the night before it took all of my will power not to blow my sweaty trumpet in front of her parents.

by The Gerk July 13, 2010

air trumpet

A loud but musical breaking of wind, or fart.

Matt was adept at the air trumpet in the office... but the rest of his colleagues wished he wouldn't play it so much.

by GingerArch December 20, 2013

Polish Trumpet

When two people cup their assholes together and then fart. It is only complete if you make the other person burp.

D - "Bruh, me and Jarred did the Polish Trumpet last night! He has a stronger colon than me, he made me taste my lunch and his breakfast"

C - "Bruh."

by The burger king 69 June 29, 2023

pulling a trumpet

Accidentall blowing into an open joint sending every thing in it flying.

Yo, Niklas was pulling a trumpet the other day, it was hilarious.

by LauNyanTaco April 21, 2022

Spanish trumpet

The harmonizing tone that a lusty Latina lover makes when a Spanish bullfighter inserts his hot sauce drenched genitalia

You know the noise the "It's Wednesday, My Dudes" guy makes? Thats a Spanish trumpet

by Ragnar boulderfist June 7, 2016