trapped old fart

A trapped old fart is someone who does one job but has been welded so well into another, that he will never get out.

He's a trapped old fart

by J0nnyB0y October 20, 2014

French Trapezoid

A sexual position that allows three men to all be inserted in each other's ass at the same time.

Hey, after we finish playing poker do you want to try a French Trapezoid?

by Jim Fox69 May 8, 2013

thirst trapped

Thirst trapped is when a man is super thirsty to a girl and swoons her acts super freaky then once he gets her he basically acts uninterested in her and thirst trap is she strongly craves the things he first did but he no longer gives them to her so is now the thirsty,freaky and swooning one so she is stuck in a thirst trap

Jasmine " girl why you still talking to him he dont care about you?"
Kiera " I can't stop I'm he thirst trapped me "

by Pepes pains August 12, 2017

booby trapped

when a woman uses her fantastically big awesome boobs as a smokescreen to lure a man into thinkin that the whole package is hot as well, by some sort of booby magic that drives a manner into a state of altered consciousness preventing him from seeing anything but boobs

Hey Bob, so I went out with this awesome chick the other night, the total package.... but then last night I saw her again and turns out she booby trapped the hell outta me the first time by hoisting that fantastic rack up in my face.

by motoboat October 26, 2011

trape

To be physically owned, shamed, or beaten.

Napoleon tried to do a sweet jump on Pedro's bike, but he got totally traped.

by Kate M May 16, 2005

trapped in a closet

the best soap ever!!!!! its by r. kelly. there are 12 episodes and its hiiiiiiiiilarious!!!!! so DRAMATIC!!!! its a day in the life of a guy. ets just say there's a LOT of affairs and stuff going on...it's awesome.

"my friends and i are writing our version of 'trapped in a closet'. its hilarious!"
cool kid: have you seen trapped in a closet? it was on vh1 last night!
loser kid: um...no...whats that?

by KTKate January 14, 2006

flying trapeze

This is when you skeet all over a face. you hit it doggy style then spit on her back....when she turns around bust it all over her face. its really fun.

im bout to do the flying trapeze on that bia

by EGYPTIAN JIGGA MAN April 18, 2004