When you take a wet towel and drag it down the crack of your ass to leave a dark brown streak of shit and ass hair. The towel is then usually strategically placed in the laundry hamper so that when someone reaches in to fetch the dirty laundry, he or she can't help but get a handful of ass in the process.
Thomas left a two foot long towel surprise in the laundry hamper this morning when he found out it was his 19 year old daughters turn to do the laundry.
by Gertrude Smith July 27, 2005
by xtreemelicker March 23, 2011
1. A few hours after eating a hefty high fiber meal, one might experience a crap so bad that toilet paper does not serve it's purpose in terms of thickness nor area. Common symptoms would be the continual wiping until blood is on the toilet paper, or that so much toilet paper is in the bowl that no brown areas could be seen, except maybe skid marks. Other means must be sought out for cleaning the affected area, namely use of a beach towel.
by DenisLearyIsGod October 26, 2005
by Cookie82 November 26, 2013
by Bunny Cakes November 17, 2011
A play of words on 'sanitary towel', A strip of toilet roll placed in the underpants to prevent the soiling of underwear following a heavy night out. Similar to a 'manpon' in nature.
Can also be used in a derogatory nature towards a male who is acting like a female.
Can also be used in a derogatory nature towards a male who is acting like a female.
I drank so much beer last night, it's given me the shits. Think I'm gonna have to use a manitary towel.
Put on a manitary towel you massive girl!
Put on a manitary towel you massive girl!
by hobberz March 25, 2011
by towel dick man May 31, 2011