totes square

when someone is totes square, they may also be known as totally square. (if you're totes dumb, then I should explain that square means like you don't do weed or have sex and stuff)
HE dabbles with drugs? Are you f-ing serious?? I thought he was totes square! He has a chance with me after all...!
by Totes McTotes October 08, 2010
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dick tote

went to the beach and hung my grundle in a dick tote.
by jbonesmorons August 26, 2018
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Tote Up

1) to be completely,utterly and fabulously done up for some event/occasion

2) to be completely, utterly and ridiculously fucked up. Something that's unappealing because it has been through too much stress/work.
-is often times pronounced "to' up."
1) That girl be lookin' so fly tonight. She is tote up.
2) That girl be lookin haggard just like this party, yo. This place is tote up.
by googlemelovely October 31, 2010
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Tote

- All this homework is a tote.

- "I gotta walk all the way home"... "that's a tote"
by Miolagranola July 07, 2017
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Tote

Kinda a football term that can be used in other ways ig cuz in football tote mean like long run or sum so moral of the story is it’s a distance term
Me (freshmen): come to the movies with me because I don’t wanna third wheel

Cute senior who loves berry far away: what theater

Me: *sends theater*

Boy previously mentioned with exquisite taste in music: God damn that’s a tote💀💀💀
by Hornylorny August 13, 2019
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Tote

A cigarette or a small smokeable item. A blunt is to large.
Would anyone like to smoke a tote?
by Mikedefazio January 05, 2015
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Tote

Man we tote them 223s no 22s
by mellyttg November 07, 2021
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