gabe jones

5”7 so very small, really shit hair, likes energy drinks, nose is bigger than ur future, eyebrows are fatter than the hedge in ur aunts council house garden,
hot jawline tho

*sarcasm* gabe jones is hot

by hjlol March 27, 2020

pull a gabe

Switching your thesis topic during the second half of first semester in order to avoid working with a sadistic professor.

Wow, Prof. _____ is a jackass... I think I'll pull a Gabe and switch my thesis in November.

by Rocks4Lyfe November 18, 2011

Gabe Rowland

Gabe, more like Gabe-itches. This thing is a raging homosexual, and has not even been near puberty. If puberty was his dad, Puberty was not ready for a son, so Gabe got adopted, by a gay couple. He was directly involved in multiple terrorist attack such as 9/11 and benghazi. He also is sexually attracted to men, but will also have sexual intercourse with girls under the age of 10. If things were not already bad enough, he is a brony with a small dick. He has major masculinity issues. He is apart of the terrorist group known as the Micro Penis Pride Club. They have been known for supporting global terrorism and funding the Islamic State. (btw is a simp)

Gabe Rowland is a simp.

by pseudonym rookie January 22, 2020

Gabe

A person who is ugly most of the time. Looks like a chipmunk and a bird had hardcore

Ew its gabe.
RUNN GABES COMING

by Killer90086 June 19, 2017

Asian Gabe

Fat, in sixth grade, very nice, haircut every week, glasses, asian, and says lol in real life.

I wish I was Asian Gabe.

by Toastyyoshi October 28, 2017

Gabe alkiswani

Used to describe someone who is Fake Muslim, Short, Lies a lot, jerks off to 6th graders

My friend called me a Gabe Alkiswani because I was lying.

by Dr.Amore December 31, 2021

Smol Gabe

Gabe is a Very Indecisive Character That Does Not Like Being Fondled With. (He Says I am Not Wrong) He is Small or Also Know as Smol And Gets Bullied Often. People Don't Respect Him And he Gets Followed Often by Ginger Nonces. He is a beautiful Specimen When You Get To Know Him And Doesn't Like Attention Like All Thots.

Me: "I Love Your Friend Smol Gabe!"
Kyle: "We All Love Smol Gabe!"

by IFYOUKNOWTHENSHHHH April 16, 2020